Oh really,
so tell meh just how dowtish you tink I am anyway. Ah mean to say ah know is
only five years ah did spend at CIC an is not like ah did go to UWI like you,
but ah sell enough chive, cabbage, an tomato in de market to know how to count
from one to ten, an de numbers in dis maths problem giving me problems for so,
dey jus not adding up boy. So you who is engineer help meh out neh. Let meh
write out de problem for yuh fus, here goes.
If a woman,
say she is a prophetess an go an open up a church how long yuh tink it go take
for she to build she catidral? One year, five. Wat yuh mean yuh doh know? Boy
de answer to dat one is ten years. An dat is de easy part of de problem, de
real hard part is how much yuh tink it go cost we. Now ah hear some real bright
people say thirty million, but boy Patrick ah catching meh ass to get dat
answer, all how ah try de numbers dey not adding up neh man. Ah know dem
penticostal an dem does give tides, yuh doh fin dat sound like soap? Anyway ah
hear dat tides is ten percent of wat you does get pay, help meh out here neh,
dat is before or after tax an vat? So tell meh neh is both you an de wife giving
dat kind of money before tax. Ah know yuh tink yuh move real slick dey wid dat
one but padner doh think ah ent notice how you pull she in like dashin wid yuh,
dat was a good move man yuh move like deceased Ram Kapalani dey boy we buy one an we get one free. Wat yuh say? boy
is wat happen to yuh, yuh mad or wat Patrick. Is you making a million and de
wife right dey wid you she making almost ah million too. Hear neh for dat kind
of money dat you jus call dey one hundred an seventy five thousand dollars a
year, an yuh say dat is every year? Boy for dat kind of money I could be your spiritual
advisor too yuh know, especially if ah only have to wuk two or three days a
week, an if yuh could fix meh up wid a URP foreman wuk to boy, ah go be all set
like cockset wid dat man.
On second
thought ah not so sure about de URP foreman wuk dem so does always dead in some
kind of gun play like dey still living in de wild west. Yuh want to see meh paperwork,
well ah take tides collected like so an ah divide dat by zero for de cost of de
Chinese labor. Wat yuh mean why I do dat? I fin you should show meh how it is
dat Chinese people building she church before yuh ask meh dem kind of stupid
question, because I cayah see how she manage dat one at all. I thought is only
de government could hire dem. so since government give she free land I say they
give she free labor to. Although ah cyah understand why woman go want labor
even if it free, my wife was begging people to take way she own when she was
making baby. So leh meh ask yuh neh, is so easy dem penticostal Sheppard taking
food from poor people mouth. Yuh sure dey name ent plenty cost to all. Why yuh
not laughing man, yuh doh find dat funny? Alright neh man yuh doh have to get
on so. Boy ah sorry ah taking serious people ting an making joke. Oh is not me
is de sprit lash yuh fraid. But ay ay boy yuh really in dis ting deep. Now ah
see why yuh did say yuh want to be a preacher when yuh done wid de politics. Dat
go be a good retirement wuk for yuh boy,
an plenty people go want to come to your church too yuh know, an yuh could
always use de prophetess church while yuh building yours.
Anyway back to de maths, is how much people in
dis church for she to save thirty million in ten years. She had to be saving
three million a year jus for dat, an dat is after she pay sheself and run de
church business to, so de congregation alone does earn about forty million
dollars a year between deyself. Weefhoot yuh mean to tell meh all de people in
dat church have money like jep nest, as dey touch it it does raise, because for
she to collect dat kind of money is either de congregation real big or de
congregation pocket real fat, an as yuh did done tell meh is a school she does
use to hold she Sunday service in, ah was tinking is just one or two hundred
people dat does be dey, but now ah see is people like in one of dem large
carnival band dat does show up every sunday. Leh meh ask yuh something neh she
does pay rent to use de school neh man, ah mean if every Sunday is six or seven
hundred people cramming in dey for service yuh doh tink she should pay rent to
de ministry of education for dat boy, Yuh know jus in case dem people an dem
break someting. Is not she money dat build dat school yuh know is we taxpayer’s
money dat do dat.
Wat is
dat? yuh want meh to shut up an leave yuh alone. Yuh doh want de people an dem
to wuk out de maths on dis one. Yuh praying for God to make people forget about
all dat because is his wuk yuh been doing. Yuh see Patrick dat is why de people
love yuh so boy. Yuh is a man of god who make it his life wuk to serve de needs
of de people.